Henry Schulman Sulia Madlibs
Joey Votto stared at Dan Otero a bit after getting hit by that pitch and tossing the ball back to the rookie, who … sulia.com/new_post/1c261…
— Henry Schulman (@hankschulman)
… had changed into Cody Ross’s old rodeo clown costume and was running around the field distracting the umpires so the Giants fielders had time to run off the field safely.
The Giants just wasted a bases-loaded opportunity, but they at least forced Mat Latos to throw 37 pitches and drive …http://www.sulia.com/c/san-francisco-giants/f/7842daf4-af53-4005-9316-c238105a2ff9/?source=twitter
— Henry Schulman (@hankschulman)
… the season ticket holders in the Diamond Club back to their cars after the game.
I don’t know how Mat Latos allowed eight runs to the Cardinals in his last start, but I’ll be he didn’t look like … http://www.sulia.com/c/san-francisco-giants/f/5b520689-8979-4730-9429-13c4cf55c666/?source=twitter
— Henry Schulman (@hankschulman)
… he was on the verge of confirming string theory either.
Perhaps the most impressive aspect of the Giants’ pitching in New York was how they shut down the Mets’ best and …http://www.sulia.com/c/san-francisco-giants/f/5f63e128-545e-4737-a872-58d07c6f6214/?source=twitter
— Henry Schulman (@hankschulman)
… highest reviewed restaurant on Yelp. They just came in and started pointing out health violations left and right, the brutal efficiency that they showed was something to behold.
Tim Lincecum in the first inning against the Mets picked up where he left off against the Phillies. Fastballs … http://www.sulia.com/c/san-francisco-giants/f/3643231b-f3e4-42c0-9bb3-85245a8b491b/?source=twitter
— Henry Schulman (@hankschulman)
… change ups, sliders, and occasional curve balls, I guess all that talk about switching repertoires with Barry Zito was just an unfounded rumor.
Giants win marathon game in 154 minutes!
Brandon Belt starts = Giants Loss
Brandon Belt is a cancer to the Giants chances of winning.
With each start his lack of heart spreads and infects the rest of the brave Giants and slowly saps their grit and determination. His hard headed stubbornness undermines the selfless atmosphere that has been carefully nurtured by veterans like Aubrey Huff and Brian Wilson. Neither of these guys would ever put themselves above the team like Belt seems to do on a regular basis.
If the Giants want to have a shot at winning this year they need to get Brandon Belt out of the clubhouse quickly before his downer attitude and passive plate approach ooze into the pores of the true Giants causing a breakout of whiny strikeout machines with holes in their swings.
It’s time for the true Giants prospect Brett Pill to get his chance. Belt had his chance and the Giants went 0-4 in his starts and are 0 and 5 when he plays. There is no point spending more time on a loser.
It’s time to Free Belt… to pursue other career opportunities.
Clint Hurdle is not happy
Kids love Madison Bumgarner
Pat Burrell Betrays the Giants
Bitch ass Pat Burrell just signed a minor league deal with the Phillies. Cheating on a city that he said that he loved and loved him back and to think we were giving you the first pitch honors on Tuesday…
What happened Pat? We thought you loved the City? What about all the fun nights in the Marina. Was it all just a facade? What was real? My world is crumbling around me, the thoughts of seeing you on Tuesday were the last things from pushing me over edge after the trauma that has been the Giants season.
How could you do this to us? I thought we were special, your only true one team?
Why??? Why???
Buster Posey has Shingles !!!
