Belt breaks the Panda
July 24, 2012
Brandon Belt sucked at his job.
Pablo Sandoval was forced to fill on for him.
Pablo Sandoval got hurt doing Belt’s job.
Therefore Pablo getting hurt is Belt’s fault.
Boom. Math proofed.
Bizarro Nate Schierholtz and Buster Posey
July 24, 2012
I AM THE ONE WHO WALKS!
July 16, 2012
Hank Schulman Presents… Binary Baseball
June 4, 2012
Giants famed beat writer Henry “Hanky Hanks” Schulman is out with a brand new mix tape that attacks all of his haters. Luckily with my awesome connections inside the press box I was able to get an early peak at the track listing.
- Microsplits and Matchups
- 0110001001100001011100110110010101100010011000010110110001101100
- Ima Insida
- Rolling with tha HOT HAND (Feat. Ryan Theriot)
- Drinks with La Russa
- That Ain’t Nothin (The Pocket Protector Song)
- $UILIA TIL I DIE
- Totally Objective (Feat. Larry Baer)
- Dear Math Geeks…
- OPSBI
- Watch The Game (Feat. Bruce Bochy and Brian Sabean)
The lineup looks pretty sweet.
Beltran for Wheeler trade update
May 24, 2012
Gamer Babe
May 18, 2012
